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Apple offering new email signature, parents flock

Cupertino CA (Bakersville News) According to an anonymous Apple engineer, the iPhone 5 will include a new email signature option for parents. In addition to: "Sent from my iPhone" users can append "If this is gibberish my child was likely playing Angry Birds."

The engineer said this need derived after he got an email from a co-worker with the subject line WADfahdfhajh43. Thinking this was the code name for a new Apple product the engineer raced to work only to find the doors locked and building empty.

"I was really embarrassed and knew that something needed done so that parents who gave their phones to their children as to eat a quiet meal, didn't have to explain indecipherable emails the next day."

No one at Apple would officially confirm or deny this change.

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