Today I have a guest post from Paul.
Everyone knows the vast majority of Koreans hate the Japanese and Chinese. And then you only have to stay here for a little while to pick up on the anti-black African bias. But then when you're here a bit longer you notice the sentiment towards people from Southeast Asia isn't very high. Then there's the way Eastern European and Middle Eastern factory workers are treated. South Americans are brown so it doesn't take much to figure out how they'd be treated.
So what are we left with? I mean can we really say Westerners after all the hit pieces about westerns in the media here. There's at least a sizable faction of Koreans that hate/distrust westerners. They think we're going to rape their sweet innocent virgin daughters and give their sons weed. Also AIDS.
So then, Koreans just like Koreans. But is that even true? I mean the country has been split in half for 60 years. Both halves of the Korean people want to kill the other half. Koreans have been at war with Koreans for 60 years. Korea is at war with Korea right now.
Ok so Koreans just like their own half of Korea. But wait we've all heard about all those atrocities in the North. They're actually torturing and starving their own people.
Ok, North Koreans might not like anyone but South Koreans like each other. But then why are they making the lives of those around them so miserable? Why all the shoving and pushing? Why all the Malthusian abuse from employers to their employees? Why the high suicide rate?
Ok so Koreans just like their own families. But the husbands beat the hell from their wives and the wives beat the hell from the children. I live in the countryside and I've seen it. I've seen mothers beating the hell from their children with sticks as the kids wail on the floor.
Ok so animals, they like animals. I mean just notice how people ohh and aww at the big glass windows of pet stores. They clearly love animals. Is that why all of the animals here are petrified of everyone? Because they've been treated so well? Thought experiment; Imagine you've died and you've been given the choice to be reincarnated as a dog in any country. Would you ever choose Korea?
Ok so they like themselves. May I point out photoshopped self pictures, plastic surgery, the road rage, groupthink, and suicide and just a constant nagging feeling of dread.
I've lived here long enough. I think I can offer a response.
Koreans like bibimbap
They like to drink, but only soju, Hite, and Cass
They like Italian food cooked by Koreans
They like to travel, but only if they can bring Korea with them
They like octopus, but only when it is boiled or raw
They like MasterChef, but only when the contestants cook Korean food
They like America, but only when they need our military protection
They like slavery, of course until the Japanese come knocking again
They like defending the virtues of Korean women, but only when a White or Black man is seen holding hands with one.
They love, love LOVE prostitutes
They'll fuck them old
But there's one thing they do love most, and you can hear them singing coast to coast: