A while back I met this Korean woman while dancing, I think she was 28 or 29. We had a few beers together, and I thought she was pretty cool, if not desperately horny in the "I'm acutely aware of my age and lack of options" way.
We stopped being friends last night when she uploaded a picture of a Costco bag of Tootsie Pops and wrote "Some candy for my students!"
If you've been spared from the agonizing disappointment of eating a Tootsie Pop, consider yourself lucky. Anyone with an oral fixation that's been in Korea longer than two days knows that Chupa Chups is a far superior sucker to Tootsie turd ass shit pops. About half of the carbs I eat in a day come from Chupa Chups. My tongue is in a D/s relationship with Chupa Chups. I'll suck and fuck ten Chupa Chups out of a Chinese person's vagina before I debase myself with a Tootsie Pop, which is basically a black baby dick sized piece of dog shit wrapped in fiberglass.
I would post the picture, but I can't because this retard defriended me over this sarcastic comment:
"You must hate your students to give them such shitty candy."
Still makes me laugh. But not her! She gets offended so fast you'd think she was an American.
I don't have much to say. This person purports to be qualified to teach English and she can't even realize when she's being called an idiot, explicitly or otherwise. And as shitty as her English is, it's better than most Korean teachers's. If you thought us Native English Teachers were unqualified pieces of shit, have a conversation with our Korean coworkers. Two sides of the same ass-penny.
The saddest part is one of her coworkers recommended Tootsie Pops as an acceptable candy to give kids.