Today I'm going to review a restaurant review, here it goes:
I stepped in dog shit today. Well, not literally, but I was looking for a place to eat when I saw this restaurant review. I'll sum it up for you-
Hey so I'm going to review this restaurant, but- *giggle*- get this, I haven't actually eaten there! Isn't that funny? LOL. I was going to go there but they were closed, but I'm sure I can still offer you a useful opinion. Also, I consider San Miguel to be a fine choice of beer.
Busan Haps just astounds me with their excellence every time I accidentally get some of their articles in my eye. My favorite part of the review is how this guy ends it-
"Definitely check this place out and tell me how it is! You might even see me there. I’ll be the guy with two 3000cc pitchers crying alone at his table. Wait, what?"
LOL. LO LOLOL OLOL OLOL OLOLOLOLO!~
Fucking bloggers. If Liberal Arts majors are the first log of shit that pushes out of a college, Bloggers are the brown residue left on the inner rim of the asshole.