i eat street food until it puts me in a deep fried coma and I get the most fucked up dreams. The amount it takes to put you in a coma is about 4$ worth, less if everything you eat is deep fried. I ate about 6$ worth today, that's well past "throat feels lubed for dick" and into "please let this coma kick in before the grease headache gets any worse."
Last night I dreamed I was on some island doing some stupid fucking dare where this 50 foot monkey climbs up a giant chain and I hid at the base of the chain and sprinted away from it after it got high enough. It was supposed to fall asleep at some point, but it didn't, it ran back, oh god it was horrifying, grabbed me and threw me across the sky.
Then I watched two disembodied omnipotent stoners pencil in some things onto a pirate ship while some uppity guy narrated this surrealness. Shortly after this, a dragon shot me in the back and I fell into a volcano head first, twice. Both times hurt like fuck. still had morning wood though.