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Early on a Sunday Morning

Okay, so, actually it's early on a Monday morning, but oops, oh well.  I spent this morning sending out invites to my show that takes place in exactly a week .  .  .  . My good friend Benjamin Rumble designed this promo banner for me.  Isn't it really cool? I just got done watching a good bit of the VMA's tonight.  There were some pretty good performances.  Those Jonas Brothers can actually sing and play instruments.  I hope they'll be given room to grow creatively.  It would be tragic if they were singing the same kinds of songs ten years from now. Oh gosh, Britney looked fan-freakintastic!!!  She won a slew of awards without barely even trying.  Maybe Mtv felt bad about her performance last year.  Who knows.  She certainly has a knack for getting a lot of the attention. Watching all of this got me thinking about how much the music industry has changed.  All of it is so glossy and youth-oriented right now, and hip-hop is huge.  It seems as if money is dictating the madness.  Oh, I don't know.  The skirts are skimpier.  Rappers' jeans droop lower.  Mens' jeans are skinnier.  There is this insatiable need to take everything to provocative extremes.  Well, I suppose that's what you call entertainment, but I miss the days when people were also allowed to be subtle and understated. I'm headed for another busy week of deadlines and preparations.  Maybe someday I can hire an assistant.  There's just too much to do.   I'm just going to have to prioritize. I took some sleeping pills to make sure I get plenty of rest.  They are kicking in right about now as I am yawning. I've got a bunch of goodies to post this week at WPR (Where Pianos Roam).  Stay tuned. -g

Get Yourself a Man, Girrrrrrrl!

On Tynan

Ladies? Yeah! Ladies! Yeah? Wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt.

Baby got back.

Ahem. Ladies.. this one's for you. Indirectly, it's for me. Today we're going to take a critical and mildly chauvinistic look at what makes a woman more attractive to a guy.

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