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It's sad that I compare myself to a toothpick whenever I think of you. Whenever I see you or even hear or read your name, my heart drops and I get weak in the knees. You could break so easily, and it's sick because I know how happy I'd be just to be in your finger tips; And some parts of me would become splinters caving into your skin.

It's sad that I often wish to be the toothpick in between your lips, making circles from the roof of your mouth, to the tip of your tongue. And how easily it would be for your teeth to snap me in half.

What makes a man sexy? 50 Shades of Grey gives it's input...

On The Tiny Octopus

In my last post I presented my intent to dissect 50 shades of grey and what women love about it so much to reverse derive 'male sexuality'. The topic is so broad and I could write paragraphs on any one thing so for starters I will just dump out the quotes I've been saving and do a quick comment on each one. If anyone wants me to elaborate on any of these points I will do so but otherwise I will gloss over select ones on my own time.

Enough bantering - here is the list divided by chapter.


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