The Slippery Kangaroo

A wanderlust journey


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I'm Going To Be Honest. . .

I am a little skeptical about having this blog, mainly because I tend to start projects and not finish them. Something sparks my interest, I get really into it for a couple of days, something else sparks my interest, and everything else I've started gets lost in a sea of ambitions. I am going to try very hard not to let that happen with this.

Seeing as how I am asking ya'll to partake in quite a rocky journey with me I figure you should at least get to know me a little bit better.

*First of all I'm only fifteen (sixteen April 2nd), let's just get that outta the way.

*My biggest goal in life is to travel. I haven't done much travel so far, having only been outside of Texas a couple of times to New Mexico. That being said, I've covered about 80% of Texas, and let me tell you, this place is HUGE! I highly recommend it to anyone, whether you're planning a move or just a trip it is a great place all around. If you have any questions (things to do/see, night life, family spots, etc.) I'd be glad to help.

*My biggest fear is to die having only covered an inch of this world.

How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 2

On Tynan

This is a continuation of the story, How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 1. If you haven't read that already, you should do so before reading this article.

Papa was notorious for being in contact with everyone in the pickup scene. I couldn't blame him, either - he was the business side of "Real Social Dynamics", a company that taught seminars and workshops to aspiring players. Not surprisingly, he was the only person at the seminar that I knew.

In order to extract every last precious second out of my experience, I had gotten on the earliest flight to Chicago that I could book. I called Papa when I arrived at the hotel at 10am. I could hardly make out his voice. He'd been out in the clubs until very late and was still sleeping.

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