This past weekend I decided to embark on my first attempt at corporate infiltration and AWOXING. I have a decent group of Tornado alts trained up (some cleaner than others) and picked out one Pinkamina Diane (seeing as she's a dirtier character) for a little romp, armed with little more than knowledge I've gained as a CEO/recruiter for my own corp.
Pretty quickly, I'm in convos with multiple recruiters simply by asking in recruitment chat for a missioning/mining corp. Some quickly see some of the filth on the character and shun me, and some make it all the way to the API phase. One CEO get's really caught up in my wallet journal, and notices the large player donations back and forth that don't match up with this being my main.
I thought it was definitely over, but decided to persevere, because there is no reason for me to end it for them. Magically, I manage to navigate the hard questions and my invite is accepted. I start asking what people are up to, and where I need to move me stuff. I manage to arrange for a Fenrir to come and pick my 'stuff' (an enormous freight container and 100 snowballs) and move it.
I ask in BU chat for some shield logi in case something dramatic happens, and we sit around, as I watch the slow-to-update "corp members in space" map. Eventually the pilot makes it to Amarr to pick up my stuff. And I get a neutral alt outside the station to watch for him, and a buddy in a 100mn stabber ready to make sure he can't burn to gate while we negotiate.
We catch him in Niarja and he's in structure before any mention of it appears in corp chat, with me stating my ransom price. AFK hauling? Serious crime. The CEO and Pilot seem to be confused about what is going on.
I chase some of their guys back to Amarr and camp the station, while I strike up a conversation with another corporation. He's almost so quick to accept me that I feel it's a ploy to get me to dock, so the other corp can kick me, so I delay a bit, saying I'm out on a mission and can't dock right then. They bait me into agression with a caracal, as the CEO attacks with a Hound.
One shot and it's gone. The other guys don't look too active. I take the opportunity to get into the other corp, and miraculously it wasn't just a ploy. And they have an Orca supported mining op going right then 20 jumps away. I start burning, and have to get a new shield logi from BU. Halfway there, the CEO asks me for an API. I've already been accepted, so I just delay. I take a minute or two and send him an API missing the last letter so he'll have to spend some time before asking for another one. I post in corp I'm getting something to eat, so he won't expect another reply soon.
I get next door to the mining system (just outside Dodixie) and the shield logi goes in to locate the Orca, with 1 sole Covetor (so much for a mining fleet) and I get an evemail from the CEO and the little preview just says "explain this" and links to a killboard. I jump into system.
The Orca pilot (who supposedly is so powerful as to be a titan manufacturer who gets his kicks from being in a pubbie corp) is AFK, and the covetor dies quickly before warping out. I keep telling the Orca to stop shield boosting, while the CEO keeps yelling about trying to come up with the ransom money. Apparently, this mining corporation is really poor, who knew? The Orca keeps shield boosting so I keep knocking his shields back down, causing him to bleed armor and then structure and through this seesaw he dies.
2b up 100m down. Not bad for my first day this. And to top it off, I fraps'd it all!