Editors Note: This is an aticle by Edeity, an FC for I Whip My Salves Back and Forth. He said he would post it to this site, and never did, so I'm doing it for him, mostly because I want a half-decent link to give people when I find myself talking about the principles he covers here within. I've left in all the "Amarr Victor!" present in the original, but the core concepts are the true essence of solo pvp in EVE Online, presented as accurately and brutally as possible.
Disgusting. Look at you. Vilest morally bankrupt covetous purposeless specimen of a once human that crawled their way into a pod. You are riven with distraction, torn in so many directions and one of those directions is to be elite at solo pvp. As though it were joining the school glee club, with a bit of pep and can do attitude - you can do it! Pathetic. No this is not roleplay, this is what I think of you. You disgust me.
Lesser minds write often about solo pvp. They write with a desperation of those who cannot see past their nose. Cannot see the truth that it is not a single fight but a war that is waged alone. And for waging solo war rather than a solo fight most minds are not just ill prepared, but fundamentally lacking. So the writers comfort you and placate you with the small things for small minds, things that in the larger battlespace are near irrelevant. Keep shining your shoes/changing your fit soldier. That's what will save you when you hit the beach. Use a tracking disruptor, it will turn the tide. Fools.
My disdain for most of New Eden grows over the years. At first it was for the Matari then the Gallente, and then the Caldari my so called “allies” (yes my Caldari allies, I am one of those you can thank for J4LP realizing it should shoot you). My own militia is not spared from this scathing assessment. There are many immoral, irreligious, rabidly blood hungry, intellectually incapacitated groups asserting that they serve the Empress but blatantly in service to and indeed from reading forum posts - servicing, themselves. Yes Dirt n Glitter this is a veiled reference to you.