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Point Scoring System- The difference

On Unique FC

Playing a draft style fantasy football game is extremely fun in itself but with Unique FC, there's an added dimension of defensive and attacking midfielders who are scored differently as opposed to the standard format. In the official game, midfielders are classed as one i.e if Flamini (DMF) and Young (AMF) both scored a goal, they would receive the same number of points.

It is fair to say the most people would opt to pick Young in their teams as he is more likely to score so that is a drawback which often leads to template teams. Unique FC's draft format brings the appeal out of DMF's and suddenly picking Arteta and Duff seems more appealing than picking Oscar or Eriksen. Here's why:

To put this into perspective, imagine with the goal scoring prowess of Fellaini and his defensive role at Man Utd, he suddenly feels like a first draft pick because he's certainly capable of both clean sheets and goals. *hint hint*

And that's not the end. Defenders get 5 points per clean sheet as opposed to 4 in the official game and for Tim Howard supporters, keepers get 15 points per goal scored so I'd want to be optimistic about my keeper scoring.

Canadian Government Demands More Canadian Porn… Yes you read that right.

On Gough's Blog

Yes, you read the title of today's Gough's Blog entry right. I was reading the National Post, and an article by Tristan Hopper grabbed my attention: “Your porn is not Canadian enough, CRTC warns erotica channels."

The National Post article reports, "For failing to broadcast sufficient levels of Canadian-made pornography — and failing to close-caption said pornography properly — a trio of Toronto-based erotica channels has earned a reprimand from the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission. Wednesday, the CRTC issued a broadcast notice saying AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for Canadian content."

The CRTC making it's omnipresence felt over institutionalized, commercialized Canadian Sex Industry, as not promoting the unique tapestry of Canadian heritage is hilarious. If you really think about it… this is straight up CRTC stone cold high weirdness. The article goes on to point out, "Based on a 24-hour broadcast schedule, that translates to about 8.5 hours of Canadian erotica a day" that needs to be produced daily, promoting the Canadian identity, being demanded by the Canadian Government.

We need to keep our Canadian identity, of course, yes. It's all about principles, and supporting & promoting our unique Canadian way. Yes, of course… ok. CRTC wants to see more titles like, "Canadian Eskimo bukkake extreme 4" or "Parking in Rear of Hockey Rink 5" porn. Well, coming right up Mr. Harper, with a generous helping of maple syrup to give it a more Canadian flavor. How about "The Great Canadian Beaver Bang", we can shoot it at Toronto Mayors office. Hey, he likes the crack and the ladies? Make it a party.

To make this even more special, CRTC regulators will review the “instances of apparent non-compliance” at an April 28 hearing in Gatineau, Que." That's right, sweaty Government CRTC employees will be sitting down to review thousands of hours of hard Anal, BDSM, Feltching, Bukkake, and Salad Tossing pornography… just to tell the concerned public if the latest edition of "Butt-Plug Fever 7" is Canadian enough.

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