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Sleep Gods VS Ramona

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I think we can all agree this is a great look, no? You are looking at your gladiator in the Sleep Wars, properly outfitted for leveling up. That's right, folks! A shiny new CPAP machine is headed my way. Oh, what a time it's been.

My struggles with the Sleep Gods have been well-documented. I've been a chronic insomniac all my life. Even as a young child, I can remember taking 1-4 hours to fall asleep at night. Chronic sleep deprivation has been a way of life so long, it's hard to imagine a truly well-rested world. Every now and then I get a patch of good sleep, and oh, the joy!

But for the last year or two, I've been waking up more and more exhausted. I also seem to be turning into my mother, as far as snoring goes, and this is not a good thing. If there were Snoring Olympics, it would not be a matter of whether my mother would medal, it would just be a matter of which. Her snores penetrate walls, distance, and perhaps even the fabric of time itself. So when the H.O. notified me I was starting to snore, we both quailed in fear.

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