Mike Dariano

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My Daughters' Bathroom (book excerpt)

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We’re lucky enough to live in a house with a bathroom for just our two girls to use. Is lucky the right word when your wife tells you to do something or go sleep in your car? Well lucky or not they have their own bathroom. Saying they use this bathroom would also give a bit of a false impression, mostly they store things in it. Yes they brush their teeth there but they bathe in our bathroom, brush their hair there too, and love making our mirror look like the back windshield of a rusty Oldsmobile at a junk yard. Their bathroom is more like a staging zone for their daily debriefing with each other, an area where they can discuss their missions of the day and the successes.

“Were you able to steal Dad’s spatula?”

“No, he was guarding it like a one eyed monster.”

“How are we going to mess with his head then?”

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