My name is Captain Power, and I would like to discuss with you the newest, and most effective male birth control on the market today!
FACT: Male birth control has been widely available in various forms all throughout history.
- The ancient Babylonian's used to construct "penis covers", which were designed from dried lamb scrotum.
- The Mayan warriors would apply boiled sugar cane to their genitals to act as a natural spermicide (and possible flavor enhancer)
- Henry the 8th used to chop off women's heads in the guillotine.
All the method's listed above were equally effective, but there has to be an easier way!
Your in luck!
Today there is a new product on the market that is completely REVOLUTIONIZING the male birth control industry...
Its called "NO GAME"
"No Game" is HANDS down the best male birth control product on the market today, and recommended by Doctors world wide.
"But Captain Power, how exactly does "No Game" work?
"No game" could be:
- Staying home Saturday night and playing video games
- Meeting your friends at a bar or a niteclub and bitching all night
- Worrying all night about your ex-gf while she is out shacking up with Italians
So how good is "No Game""?
FACT: I used "No game" almost everyday from my freshman year of High School, up until my College graduation.
"But Captain Power, I heard "No Game" is only 87% effective when used correctly. How can I be sure that it will work for me?"
Don't worry. If you don't feel safe using regular "No Game", you can use what most of my friends in Brooklyn use. Its called:
"NO GAME EXTRA STRENGTH"
"Wow, they make "No Game Extra Strength"? "How does that work?"
"No Game Extra Strength" is just like regular "No Game," but it includes some extra benefits like:
- Going out drinking and not talking to one female
- Quitting the gym, and taking blood pressure medication in your early 30's
- Constantly complaining about women instead of recognizing your own bad habits.
- Denying the very existence of "Game", while you drown you insecurities into a vat of sports scores, movies, and ordering pizza.
So try it out! After a couple weeks of "no game" and "no game extra strength", I promise that you will never go back to condoms again!
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