After years of research our alchemists have come up with a new formula for all of those who want the effects of NO GAME but can't give up the great taste and satisfaction of GAME.

Presenting...

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Finally a new formulation for those who can't stomach the taste of NO GAME or NO GAME EXTRA STRENGTH but still want to keep it's brutal efficacy intact. Similar to Flinstone's multivitamins for kids in which children who can't stomach their multivitamins are given a reformulation with a sweet candy taste + fun Flinstone shapes we present GAME NO GAME - a reformulated NO GAME for those who can't go without the taste of game.

Yes - it may be hard to believe - but you get to keep ALL of the things you love about game while not worrying about having to pay child support for the next 18 years! Things such as...

• Going out to venues in your silly hats and outfits
• Talking to tons of beautiful women and have them smile and respond warmly to you "just because you are the shit"
  
• Use your wit, improvisational skill, and charm to make up memorable one-two liners (or entire stories!) that future generations of aspiring artists will try on unsuspecting women - memorializing your rank in the community forevermore.
• Entering a room and assigning a numeric rank that conveys absolutely everything about that woman unfailingly to every female within eyesight in 10 seconds or less
• Use your flash cards/flash drives with game related .PDF's etc... practice exercises to unleash in totally non-awkward social situations and totally appropriate times.
• Grueling self development work (mental only) to attract or 'get back' that girl of your dreams
• Posting your victories/half victories/failures/lay reports anonymously on varied internet forums with total strangers who you know can do you absolutely no wrong
• Showing off pictures of you doing random physical/exertive things you really aren't interested in to every woman who'd dare to look
  
• Memorizing new content for your next few 'sets' since all your old stuff is getting re-hashed or sounds too scripted
  
• Riding the wave between the ambivalent territory of excitement/lust and sheer terror!
• Attending thousand dollar seminars to get pumped up over what turns out to be things you've already known and self reinforcement
  
• Negging anything and everything in sight just to show off your astute sense of valuation and non-neediness
  
• Taking on incongruent personas that change weekly just to see what works
• Buying a hundred dollars of new clothes 'just because...'
• Naming your friends, internet buddies, or random male strangers you just met at the venue honorary 'wingmen' for the night
• Putting a list of prepared responses and comebacks on a stickynote inside your wallet before going out to anywhere
  

and all sorts of other madness yet unnamed can all still be yours!!!

*** GAME NO GAME ***

Game No Game is formulated upon a very distinct but by all means non-unique mixture of components in our proprietary formula along with the most important active ingredient: No Physical Sexuality (NPS). Game No Game with a healthy dash of NPS will solve all of your birth control troubles without you having to give up game. You won't believe your eyes when you execute a perfectly orchestrated series of moves with flawless execution only to get cockblocked at the number or kino phase! That's right! You don't even have to make up some silly headache excuse in the bedroom! Game No Game starts working as soon as you make ANY move with even a modicum of sexuality!!! No other formulations on the market can compare as of yet to give you all the things you love about game without actually getting anywhere in the end!

Game No Game starts working at 100% strength long before you take off your shirt. You will be amazed at how many sequences that seem to have been going really well suddenly reverse and put you safely in the birth control net of the friend zone. Repeated use of GAME NO GAME may even put you in the impenetrable family zone! No more worrying about her being drunk and deciding to try you out just for the night. You will thankfully fail long before getting to that point. Imagine the sighs of relief you will continually breathe when NOT ONLY does she say she's busy tonight / not looking for a relationship - but turns right around and bangs total strangers she just met ON THAT VERY SAME NIGHT!!! Imagine that - not only is she not banging you - she's banging EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU!!!!! How's that for birth control!

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Ask for it by name.

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Accept NO imitations. Many cheaper formulations put low doses or even entirely omit the active ingredient of Non Physical Sexuality (NPS). Get the real deal which will ensure your boys will not have to make another deployment into Guadalcanal!

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Order now. A production of 3rd dimension pharmaceuticals.

Research paper on method of efficacy and effects of drug. Generally recognized as unsafe. Effects may take 6 months to a couple years to wear off depending on dosage length and frequency. Side effects include hallucinations, illusions of grandeur, nausea and fatigue from low T, self-righteousness and possible spurts of abject bitterness. Use less than directed as it's efficacy has been unproven to fail.

Watch for our new upcoming inverse re-formulation of Game No Game. NO GAME GAME. All the benefits of game WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO DO ANYTHING. Research and tests in progress.

lol War in Heaven, that might be the best reply of all time!