A small cocktail bar in Stuttgart. Good menu, good prices. A good night out. So there I was, mumbling about the missing long island and looking with the corner of my eye to the reaction of my companion while reading different names of cocktails. Yes, he is a weirdo uptight asshole if he wants to.
I start with a vodka martini. Have to say had a way better one in the Munich train station.
Topics for the evening:
1. an apartment..bla bla mambo jambo..houses as usual
2. why if a man drinks a cosmo or sex on the beach is automatically gay. Well because man should drink plain vodka or tequila or just stick to beer and they seem more manly when puking than when holding that beautiful shaped cosmo glass. Plus it's pink. Plus the pinky.
3. world hunger, Earth hour, war for peace and give piss a chance. Plus the context of being high when thinking about all these topics. That is a topic by itslef
4. how legal is weed in germany: NEVER. Don't even dare to think about it. They will know.
5....Hi, i'm Richie
A wasted dude in his 23s, with a look of a very lost in time and translation person..come on we have all been there...sits next to my friend, let's call my friend somehow. Ideas? No? Let's call him..Frank...or Konrad...Ulf?
So I see a hand going towards Konrad and a voice saying: Hallo, ich bin Richie. Don't imagine we were breathing when he tried to avoid the table and the people around it to sit on the couch. Was like a very difficult circus number.
Richie - Konrad, Konrad- Richie.
1. screaming even if the music is not loud makes him sure that he can be heard
2. screaming next to Konrad's face makes him sure that the person he is screaming at is still there
3. screaming at his friend for cigs.
4. touching Konrad ...for a long time ...makes him sure that what? Well he was a touchy guy
Oh...wait...Hi ich bin Richie. Hi, ich bin Konrad. So the discussion starts all over again. I bet he will forget again so I advise Kornad to answer as well with the name Richie at the next introduction. Another dude is touched, then Richie remembers he is into girls. There I am noticed. Yay!
1. I look like 33. As a man even drunk, it's the worst thing to go to a girl and try to get her into you by calling her older than she really is.
2. Konrad sucks as he is old. Richie is young, so must like Richie
3. Prague is nice. he proposed to his fiance (AHA) on the Charles bridge. And is very close to Stuttgart
3.1. I am a liar that I say it took me 7 hours to get here. He made it in 1.5 h by car. That means 506km, average speed 380km/h. Stupid us not to own a Batmobil.
4. He will go hit on other ladies. They all panic. We all pray he goes to puke somewhere.
Overall a nice quiet evening isn't it? Nevertheless haven't laughed like that in some time so it was not a total loss. Plus the basil cocktail that actually tasted very good.