Yes, you read the title of today's Gough's Blog entry right. I was reading the National Post, and an article by Tristan Hopper grabbed my attention: “Your porn is not Canadian enough, CRTC warns erotica channels."
The National Post article reports, "For failing to broadcast sufficient levels of Canadian-made pornography — and failing to close-caption said pornography properly — a trio of Toronto-based erotica channels has earned a reprimand from the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission. Wednesday, the CRTC issued a broadcast notice saying AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for Canadian content."
The CRTC making it's omnipresence felt over institutionalized, commercialized Canadian Sex Industry, as not promoting the unique tapestry of Canadian heritage is hilarious. If you really think about it… this is straight up CRTC stone cold high weirdness. The article goes on to point out, "Based on a 24-hour broadcast schedule, that translates to about 8.5 hours of Canadian erotica a day" that needs to be produced daily, promoting the Canadian identity, being demanded by the Canadian Government.
We need to keep our Canadian identity, of course, yes. It's all about principles, and supporting & promoting our unique Canadian way. Yes, of course… ok. CRTC wants to see more titles like, "Canadian Eskimo bukkake extreme 4" or "Parking in Rear of Hockey Rink 5" porn. Well, coming right up Mr. Harper, with a generous helping of maple syrup to give it a more Canadian flavor. How about "The Great Canadian Beaver Bang", we can shoot it at Toronto Mayors office. Hey, he likes the crack and the ladies? Make it a party.
To make this even more special, CRTC regulators will review the “instances of apparent non-compliance” at an April 28 hearing in Gatineau, Que." That's right, sweaty Government CRTC employees will be sitting down to review thousands of hours of hard Anal, BDSM, Feltching, Bukkake, and Salad Tossing pornography… just to tell the concerned public if the latest edition of "Butt-Plug Fever 7" is Canadian enough.
I am taking Title Suggestions in search of the Great Canadian Porn Movie Title of all time, which I will submit to the Canadian Government for approval. The ruder the better, in your title suggestions, is appropriate for the CRTC haha
My suggestions for CRTC demanded Canadian Flavored Pornography:
# ANGRY PIRATE: The Moose Cream Pie
#PEE’HOEKEEHOE: A love story
#MOOSE HUNT BEAVER PARTY
#“SURREY GIRLS 8: BACK TO SCHOOL...MY ASS!”
#CANADIAN PRISON SEX...GET’S ROUGH!
#SMELLS LIKE CANADIAN BACON
#TASTES LIKE BACON, you Hoser!
#I HATE YOU...SO FIST ME, eh!
#SURREY HIGH SCHOOL HOOKERS: ATM De-graduation
#Ms. Kelowna ASS RAGE!
#CRACK PIPE ME, Mr. MAYOR!
LEAVE YOUR CANADIAN HERITIGE PORN TITLES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, LETS HELP THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT.