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The Best Rimjob I Ever Gave

Faced with a 1 year sentence to the countryside after getting dumped right before my birthday, my prospects for 2013 were not looking good. 2012 was a good year for dick and pussy in my face ( 0 dicks), but I didn't end strong. Instead, I chose to not cheat on my future ex-girlfriend. At the start of this year, I moved from the city to the country, and I decided to lower my expectations rather than my standards. Most of the people I met in town were toothless drunks, which was slightly less attractive than the local talent on OkCupid. I've used websites to hook up before- my first time using OkCupid to meet someone, it went as well as all you can eat Mexican food can get, and soon lead to my first ex-girlfriend in Korea. The experience was satisfying enough to keep me trawling for gap on the internet. And then I found some.

Her profile didn't have a picture, only a lengthy plea for lengthy dick. I empathized with her story, having lived a version of it my junior year: Long-distance open relationship, hasn't had a dick inside her for 3 months. I chatted her up about things like Haruki Murakami and two weeks later we are exchanging pictures of her vibrators and having conversations of this nature:

9:36pm, May 20, 2013, Sliz : I came so hard

9:36pm, May 20, 2013, Sliz : my pussy is still contracting

Jesus, I Need You

On A Day In The Knowledge from Above

Recently, I've been going through a rough time emotionally. Even though the Lord has contained me and held my hand through the whole thing, I've not always been so obedient and listened to him. I've been wanting to do my own thing. Well, this has had costly results. When I was growing up, my dad implemented God into my life. I think I always defined myself as a God and Jesus believer but didn't really ever felt it. It wasn't until the beginning of this year that my life and my Christian outlook changed and I've trusted God with all my heart, and so I have been healed from many ailments, regardless of which area of wellness.

All of us go through rough times at one point or another. One of mine has been now. However, now that I've let God take the wheel, this hardship has suddenly become much easier. I've been thinking about how when we go through troubling times, we complain; we say that there is no point of going through such thing and why it happened to us. However, when we let God take control of the situation, beautiful things come out of it. This has been the case for me. Even though at first, when this hardship started I was broken-hearted, and this had costly consequences, when I let God in, this broken-heartedness has become something beautiful and has taught me something I always had a question about. I'm still not 100% but letting God take the wheel has been the greatest recompense I could have ever received. What I'm trying to say is, when you're going through a rough time, don't try to lean on your own understanding or try to fix it or even protest (I know it's hard but it's so worth it at the end), let God take control. Say, "Lord, I place this in your hands". Or even say, "Jesus, I need you". He will hear & LISTEN. I promise.

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart,and do not lean on your own understanding.In all your ways acknowledge him,and he will make your paths straight" -Proverbs 3:5-6

"The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit." -Psalm 34:18

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