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Misconceptions I had about Korea

I went over my preconceived notions about Korea half a year ago, and I think for the most part, they were right. But there were some things that surprised me when I got here.

Korean Food

I've eaten Korean bbq 9 11 days in a row and I intend to keep it going. I was one of the only people I knew that wasn't impressed by Korean food in America, but I love it here. I don't eat a lot of grains, so having a dinner that consists of 400 grams of grilled meat, an assload of vegetables, and kim chi for 7$ is pretty awesome. Also, Korean scallion pancakes are far superior to Chinese scallion pancakes. There is a lot of variety in Korean food, enough where I'm not tempted to waste money on mediocre Western restaurants.

The quality of the fruit here is an abomination. I've been burned so many times I don't even touch that shit anymore. The bananas go bad extremely fast and they taste awful. I thought US supermarket produce was bad, but Korea takes it to a whole new depth of ass quality.

The Best Rimjob I Ever Gave

On The Best of Sett

Faced with a 1 year sentence to the countryside after getting dumped right before my birthday, my prospects for 2013 were not looking good. 2012 was a good year for dick and pussy in my face ( 0 dicks), but I didn't end strong. Instead, I chose to not cheat on my future ex-girlfriend. At the start of this year, I moved from the city to the country, and I decided to lower my expectations rather than my standards. Most of the people I met in town were toothless drunks, which was slightly less attractive than the local talent on OkCupid. I've used websites to hook up before- my first time using OkCupid to meet someone, it went as well as all you can eat Mexican food can get, and soon lead to my first ex-girlfriend in Korea. The experience was satisfying enough to keep me trawling for gap on the internet. And then I found some.

Her profile didn't have a picture, only a lengthy plea for lengthy dick. I empathized with her story, having lived a version of it my junior year: Long-distance open relationship, hasn't had a dick inside her for 3 months. I chatted her up about things like Haruki Murakami and two weeks later we are exchanging pictures of her vibrators and having conversations of this nature:

9:36pm, May 20, 2013, Sliz : I came so hard

9:36pm, May 20, 2013, Sliz : my pussy is still contracting

9:36pm, May 20, 2013, Sliz : it got so tight I can't pull my toy out yet

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