Well fuck me in half with a mulatto
dick, cause I am WET with excitement. I thought I had it good last
year, but Jesus fucking Christ. This week's been a roller coaster.
My school canceled plans to have me teach at their two satellite schools, meaning I wouldn't get the bonus 200k a month I was promised. My recruiter had a big motherfucking problem with this to say the least. He legit harassed my tiny CT in front of me. He called her twice the next day to reiterate the exact same thing- that the school false advertised and it's wrong to have a kid as young as me living over an hour away from the nearest meatmarket for less than what was advertised.
Well, it paid off, because he got my CT to convince the VP to call the other schools and tell them they'd be having a foreign presence again. My CT had to scrap the schedule she made, coordinate with the other two schools to make a new one, and find me transportation- all during the busiest week of the school year. Pretty little thing that she is, she managed just that with a cherry on top: Instead of a route that would have taken me 30 minutes by foot and 30 minutes by bus, she called a friend who agreed to drive me every week.
What a sweetheart. My vagina is tearing up right now.
She isn't my only coteacher though, just the most petite. She's such a cute little Pikachu I just wanna pinch her cheeks.
I have a whole army of coteachers this year. There's Cute CT, Chill CT, Dilf CT, former CT, and a mystery CT I haven't met yet.
I like Cute CT because she talks about how she wishes she had some ho's in her life, in every city, since her man is perpetually away and she's left to take care of her baby with her grandma.
I like Chill CT because we are on the same wavelength. We do our fair share of work to the best of our ability, but when it comes to bureaucratic nonsense or nosy parents, no fucks are given. We still vacuum and recycle every week though. Her interests include Maroon 5 and sleeping at her desk
The DILF is chill in his own way. He doesn't even show up until after lunch just to teach a couple of classes with me. He must be employed part time. I think our vice principal speaks better English than him, to be honest.
Former CT is my girl-next-door, and also the only one that is single. I have a crush on her, but she is so innocent. It would be more scandalous if I were to have an affair with Cute CT, but not necessarily more difficult. I think Former CT is beautiful, but her being petite, yet larger than Cute CT has made me realize that I am attracted to petite and larger people, with indifference to body sizes in between. Call it the uncanny vaginal valley.
Other friends I've made are
Demi-DILF, my driver
Smoker, the quiet gym teacher whose passions include cigarettes and alcohol
Korean girl with a boyfriend, the Korean girl who has a boyfriend
I didn't think I could get any further from the heart of Busan than last year, but I'm not even on a subway line anymore. The roads are crummy and there isn't much to look at but mountains. On the plus side, my bedroom is bigger than my previous apartment. I live next to a farmer's market open 365 days a year. And, working at a private school means I don't have to deal with some of the bureaucratic bullshit I did last year.
I'm here now, I'm making a hell of a lot more money, and if my luck's as good as the previous Native English Teacher here, I'll be getting twice as much vacation, too.
Life's pretty good! ^_^